This is my sister and her cute family. My niece and nephew are so cute. Looks like Holiday Pictures and some cute fall pictures.

Christmas Jokes

Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?A: The North Poll.
Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep Christmas politically correct?A: On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because the angel had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel? A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?
Q: Olive ?A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

Our trip to the Mall to see Santa.

Santa came early to our house this year (thank you brother smith). Maddie thought she was so special that Santa came to see her.

Both my kidos at the table making cookies. They turned out yummie. Matthew only fell off the chair once.

Madalyne Making gingerbread cookies with me. Was a mess but fun.

I have to say how excited I was to be able to go and do something fun with Madalyne. We had such a great time today and the build and grown workshop at Lowes. She got a free apron and goggles. She even got a little badge to put on her apron. We are going to go from now on. It is such a nice thing to do with the kids. Free entertainment. That's always nice. Well I encourage anyone with kids to go and do it.

I don't know if I should say this but I did a good job on these pictures I think. I did these this morning in my living room. I can't really afford to go get them done, so I just did them myself. Tell me what you think of them (be honest). These are to be my kids Christmas pictures.